amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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  • Me: Heyyyy baby *hugs cat*
  • Cat: *paws me*
  • Cat: *bites me*
  • Cat: *kicks me*
  • Cat: *scratches me*
  • Cat: *runs away immediately*
  • Me:
  • Me: *looks down the bleeding hands*
  • Me: Cats are
  • Me: the best

The new(ish) Dutch paperback covers for the Harry Potter series.

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if you haven’t seen this picture yet i’m sorry

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

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buzzfeed:

Y’all ain’t right.  [x]

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dorkly:

thenorsebros:

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This guy really Oogas my Chakas if you know what I’m saying.

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flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

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tastefullyoffensive:

The big question of the Commonwealth Games. [x]

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liztrade:

stoneandbloodandwater:

iincantatem:

Dumbledore, notorious for giving second chances Dumbledore, let Sirius rot in Azkaban for twelve years.

He must have known Sirius well due to his time in the Order, he must have known what James meant to Sirius. Dumbledore was a…

#whoa  

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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vulcandroid:

kaijubat:

moment of silence for all the star trek promos that look like awkward prom photos

i feel like i was just struck by lightning

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