r u for real
r u for real
hobbies include picking an early bedtime and then methodically calculating how much sleep i am losing as i procrastinate my early bedtime
what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
excuse me i need your leg
Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
I do not have the power within me to not reblog this.
hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?
This seems familiar…
The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.
You are ruining my life and your human is attractive.
oh hey, look. it’s me. is it ok that i love that Polar is ruining lives?
because i do. i love it.
Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave?
Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan, and complain to my friends that you’re not satisfying me sexually. You can go fuck yourself.
This post haunts me.
shes beauty, shes grace