violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

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thatnutcray:

Bob’s Burgers - Tina’s first espresso

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petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

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watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

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thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

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silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

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thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

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geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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