candykaiju:

r u for real

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heythisisbecky:

hobbies include picking an early bedtime and then methodically calculating how much sleep i am losing as i procrastinate my early bedtime

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accidental-adventure:

omg

#wat  

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believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

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parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

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theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

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thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

image

I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

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mymompickedthisurl:

thetwelfthiscoming:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?

This seems familiar…

THIS

GUY’S


FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

You are ruining my life and your human is attractive.

oh hey, look. it’s me.  is it ok that i love that Polar is ruining lives?  
because i do.  i love it.

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anarchistlovesongs:

perksofahunter:

Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave? 

Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan, and complain to my friends that you’re not satisfying me sexually. You can go fuck yourself. 

This post haunts me.

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shes beauty, shes grace

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tastefullyoffensive:

[paintraincomic]